Monday, January 18, 2010

new year

Khuda kare ye saal apko ras aa jaye...
jise aap chahte ho wo apke paas aa jaye..
aap 2010 mein kunware na rahe.
apka rista lekar apki saas aa jaye..
Happy New year

Bachelor ki degree

Lagta hai meri tarah aap logo ki bhi shadi nahi ho sakti..
Hai na buri bat? par kyun..?
Socho socho..

..
..
.



are kyunki hum logo ko bachelor ki degree jo mil gayi hai...

Pappu

Pappu was smoking in front of his father..
friend- oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai?
Pappu: papa hai... petrol pump thode hi na hai..

smile

Smile is the electricity and life is a battery...
whenever you smile battery gets discharged and a beautiful day is activated...
so plz keep smiling...

Makar sankranti ki badhaiyan

Til ki khusbu aur gujhiye ki mithas
patango ki uchai aur manjhe ki dhar
Dahi bade, jinme ho chatpate ki bahar
Mubarak ho apko makar sankranti ka yeh tyohar..

Teacher and pappu

Teacher: Apne papa ka nam english mein batao...
Pappu: Beautiful Red Underwear...
Teacher wat nonsense.. iska matlab kya hua...
 
Sundar lal Chadda

santa banta

Santa: Tum to kah rahe the ki tum cement ki factory banaoge to abhi tak banai kyun nahi... Banta: Kya karu factory banane ke liye cement hi nahi mila...

Happy b'day

Wish You a Happy & Joyful Birthday!!! Hope all that you do Turns out happy for you And all that you wish Comes your way, So each hour will bring, Every wonderful thing You could ask of a wonderful day You’re always very special

birthday


Da stars wishes u,
da brightness of moon wishes u,
da sunshine wishes u,
da waves wishes u,
da flowers wishes u,
da morning wishes u,
wish wishes u,
last but not da least I wishe u "Happy Birth Day"

Happy b'day


From morning till night
May your birthday be bright
And nicer than ever before……
And as years come and go
May your happiness grow
And your dreams be fulfilled Even more

Happy B'day

Happy b'day

Let the god decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 u, wish you a super duper happy birthday

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Funny Joke


The Principal of an elementary school went into a kindergarten classroom with all the a pack of Life Savers and told the kids, "I am going to give you all the same flavor and if you can tell me what it is then you will all get a prize."

He gave them all Honey, and didn't tell them what flavor it was.
The kids ate them and no one knew what kind of flavor they were,
so he said, "Here I will give you a clue, your mother might call your father this."

Little Johnny stands on a chair and shouts, "Everyone spit them out, it's asshole flavored!"

Thursday, January 7, 2010

A PJ


Q. What is a PJ? 

A. A 'Phaltoo' Joke. 

Q. What is P + iJ?
A. A Complex 'Phaltoo' Joke.

Q. But why don't we laugh at it? 
A. Because the 'Joking' part is imaginary!

Monday, January 4, 2010

9 things God won't ask:


1...God won't ask what kind of car you drove;
He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.

2... God won't ask the square footage of your house,
He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

3...God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet,
He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.

4... God won't ask what your highest salary was,
He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.

5...God won't ask what your job title was,
He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.

6...God won't ask how many friends you had,
He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.

7... God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived,
He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.

8...God won't ask about the color of your skin,
He'll ask about the content of your character..

9...God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation,
He'll lovingly

Friday, January 1, 2010

Happy Diwali: Sabka Pya mile

Is DIWALI se agli DIWALI tak apko
GHARWALI
BAHARWALI
SABJIWALI
PADOSWALI
COLLEGEWALI
DODHWALI
DILWALI
KAMWALI
FULWALI
sab ka pyar mile
HAPPY DIWALI.

Happy Diwali

Jay ghosh jay ghosh har aur hai,
Diwaali ki khushi chhayi ghanghor hai,
Ram ji ghar padhare hai,
Aastha ki prasannata manohar hai..

Deepavali ki badhai ho

Kaise Manaye diwali bin mehboob

Tamanna thi dil mein ki saath raushan karenge ghar angaan,
Baithenge saath unke aur karenge bhagwan ko phool arpan,
Par Diye, patakhe aur phuljariyan sab hui rang-heen
Kaise manaye diwali hum,bin mehboob sab ghamgeen. !!!

Happy Dhan terash


Dhan terash means
D = Dhan
H = Health
A = Anand
N = Nature
T = Talent
E = Enjoyment
R = Romance
A = Aitbar
S = Saubhagya
H = Honesty
Happy Dhanterash

Happy Diwali

Tamam jahan jagmagaya, phir se tyohar roshni ka aya,
koi tumhe hamse pehle badhaiyan na de de isiliye,
Yeh paigam-e-mubarak sabse pehle hamne hai bhijwaya

Happy Diwali


Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

Happy Diwali


Diye se roshan rahe aapka ghar dwar,
khushiya aaye jivan mein baar baar,
safalta har dam kare aapka intezaar,
diwali ki shubh kaamnao ke sath dher sara pyar…

About Deepavali

Deepawali is a festival of lights, colour, happiness and a new beginning.
On the Hindu calendar, Deepawali or Diwali is celebrated for the five days from the 13th day of the dark half of the lunar month Ashvina(क्वार का महीना ) to the second day of the light half of Karttika (कर्त्तिका ).
According to Sanskrit word Deepavali - ‘Deep’ means diya (small pots made from clay(दिया) ) or light and ‘Avali’, means a row - meaning a row of lamps.

Pati ka Pyar

Patni ne Pati se poocha - agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Pati ne javab diya - main advertise dunga ki jahan bhi raho khush raho :)

About karva chauth

Karva Chauth is a fasting observed by the Hindu women for the long life, health and prosperity of their husband.
It is a festival that is of great importance to the women and celebrated throughout India with zeal and enthusiasm. The word Karwa (Karva) means a clay pot and chauth means fourth, as the festival is commemorated on the fourth day after the full moon in Kartik month of Hindu calendar.  The women break their fast after the moon has risen.

Happy Karwa chauth: Letter from Husband to wife

Dear Wife,
your love is about everything for me,
though the ritual is for you to fast
but here too I am not feeling hungry either...

I question myself...
Why only wives are allowed
to observe the fast & show their love..

But dear I too love you a lot and I am thankful
 to God to have such a loving, Caring n Beautiful wife..

I may not say every day...
But I always care for you..
And beneath deep in my heart..

Its only you!!
and Always you!!

Happy Karwa Chauth

Karva chauth SMS/Scrap from Husband to wife


Its day of fast for my wife,
I know you care for my life,
Though I can eat but believe,

I did not take any wheat,
I as Husband cares of your,
Every moment I love you More .. More More..



Karvachauth ki Shubhkamnaye


Dhanya woh devi jo pati sukh hetu vrat paave
Dhanya woh pati jo devi roop patni paave
Dhanya woh swaroop jo Manushyata ka deep jalawe..
Karvachauth ki Shubhkamnaye

karva Chauth SMS from Wife to Husband



Aaj mujhe aapka khaas intezaar hai,
Ye din hai karvachauth ka..
Apki lambi umra ki mujhe darkaar hai..
Jaldi aana, yakin karna apke liye sab chorr baithi,

apka pyar hai !

Karva chauth


Muhabbat aik aisi bhi,
Khuda ki banai moti si,
Bhook pyaas se aur chamke..
Aise fitrat karva chauth ki jyoti si…

Naye Sal ke sooraj ki kiran

Kal Jab Naye Sal Ke Sooraj Ki Pehli Kiran Ho
Khil Uthay Zindagi Teri, Aisi Har Taraf Bahar Ho


Khule Jo Aankhain Teri, To Har Taraf Khushi Ho
Har Khushiyan Teri, Beetay Saal Se Barh Kar Ho

Rahe Salaamat Tu Sadaa, Koi Gam Na Ho
Khushiyan Dein Jo Tujh Ko, Aisa Har Ek Pal Ho


Na Rahaye Dukh Ranj Koi, Aisa Tera Muqadar Ho
Tere Lub-E-Rukhsaar Per Muskaan saji Ho


Taaron Ki Tarah Jhilmilati Teri Yeh Ankhein Ho
Door Rahe Dard Tujh Se,Na Hi Koi Aansoo Ho


Mehakta Rahe Dil Tera Jis Se, Aisi Khusbu Ho
Na Aye Koi Mushkil, Khuda ke Rehmat Ki Barsaat Ho


Na Aye Koi Pathar Rahaaon Mein, Aisa Safar Ho
Rahaye Sabit Qadam Tu,Har Manzil Teri Apni Ho


Roshan Hojaye Hasti Teri,Aisi Har Nayi Sehar Ho
Fizaa Mehkay Aangan Ki, Aisi Haseen Shaam Ho


Har Sham Aangan Mei Tere Taaroon Ki Baraat Ho
Utre Chaand Aasmaan Se Har Taraf Chandani Ho


Mangi Hay Dua Khuda Se K Umar Teri lambi Ho
Chahe Tu Sang Kisi Ka, To Aman Tera Hamsafar Ho

happy new year

Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear
Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear
Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear…
Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year

Naye sal ki bhadhai

Naye saal ki shuruaat....
ho khushiyon ki bauchhar...
samay ki nayi shuruaat...
kaamyabi mile din-raat.

**********************

Naye saal ki dastak
samay ki nayee shuruaat
poore kar lo apne khwab
jeet lo duniya ko samay ke sath
Related Posts with Thumbnails