Monday, November 30, 2009

shayri

Kyun jaagty ho?
Kya sochty ho?
Kuch humse kaho,
Tanha na rho,
Socha na karo,
Ab raat ki aankhen bheeg chaleen
or chand b hai chup jane ko.
Kuch dair mein shabnam ayegi
Pholon ki piyaas bujhane ko


Engg Student

Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti
bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi hoti
ye engineering college hai mere dost yahan
bina maa bahan ke bat nahi hoti.

Kabir ke dohe aur SW Engineer


Kabir : Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye
Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye

SE: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye


Kabir : Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye

SE : Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.


Rahim : Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkaye
Tode se fir Jude na, Jude gaanth pad jaaye

SE : SE confidence manager, mat todo chatkaye
Project to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye.


Kabir : Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye,
Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye

SE : Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye,
Client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye..


Kabir : Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein , Log Hanse Tu Roye
Aise Karni Na Kari , Pache Hanse Sab roye

SE : Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye,
Aisi karni na Kari , TU hase client roye...


Kabir: Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare , Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye
Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare , Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye

SE: Rush hour mein kaam sab Karen , routine mein kare na koye,
Jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.


Kabir : Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye,
Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye

SE : Coding kar AR jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye,
Do shabd copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.


Kabir : Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye,
Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye

SE: Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye,
Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye.






Kabir: Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye
Vaid Bichara Kya Kare , Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye

SE: Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye,
Kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye.


Kabir: Maala To Kar Mein Phire , Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin
Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin

SE: Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin,
Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication naahin

Secrets behind successful marriages



Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

X asked, "Can you explain?"
Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"

Y said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

X asked, "Then what is your role?"
Y said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like, whether Musharraff should stay in the power or not, whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc etc.

Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".

some questions

American President Mr. Bu** went to a school to interact with the children.
After having a brief talk with them, he asked if they had any questions to ask him.
 

One boy raised his hand and stood up:
   Bush: What is your name?

   John: John
   Bush: What is your question?
   John: Sir, I have 3 questions
1. Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UNO?
2. Where is Osama?
3. Why does America support Pakistan so much?
   Bush: You are an intelligent student, John.       (Just then the bell rang for recess)
   Bush: Oh dear students, we will continue after the recess.

 After the recess:
   Bush: OK children, where were we? Oh yes … So anybody wants to ask any question?

Jimmy raises his hand
   Bush: What is your name?
   Jimmy: Jimmy
   Bush: What is your question?
   Jimmy: Sir, I have 5 questions
1. Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UNO?
2. Where is Osama?
3. Why does America support Pakistan so much?
4. Why did recess bell ring 15 minutes before the scheduled time?
5. AND where is John?

Missing report for wife

A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:

Man:                      I lost my wife (misty)
Inspector:           What is her height
Man:                     I never noticed
Inspector:           Slim or healthy
Man:                     Not slim can be healthy
Inspector:           Colour of eyes
Man:                     Never noticed
Inspector:           Colour of hair
Man:                     Changes according to season
Inspector:           What was she wearing
Man:                     Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly
Inspector:           Was somebody with her ?????????
Man:                     Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo,  tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the man started crying…..
Inspector:  Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!

Goggle suggestions for Indians and Americans

Just type "Why are indians" and "Why are americans" on google india.








Santa banta

Banta: Dad ladke school mein mujhe GAY bulate hain...
Santa: Unko gal mein ek Tight slap marna
Banta: I can't do that.
Santa: Why?
Banta: He's so CUTE na.....

Goat and Tiger

One day a goat with her small child went into forest for food. Unfortunately
They forget their way back to home and struck in the forest at the night. A Big lion came
And saw the goat and her child . The goat took her child nearer to her and
Thought that lion will definitely eat both of them. Lion came nearer to them and
Put his hands on the child and pampered her and told that "No fear My Dear. I don't have
Any sisters so now onwards you are my sister and I am your brother". And he gave chocolates biscuits to the child and ask goat to come to his room with his husband for lunch
And also ask her to celebrate rakshabandhan with him and gave her his visiting card
And he promised the goat that "tell me if any one attack you or threaten you". And he
Left the place.

Finally the goat got surprised and told her child....
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"I think Elections are coming"

Funny Marriage one liners


  • Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
  • My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
  • successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
  •  It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
  • Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
  • It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
  • There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Husband & Wife

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Long life

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

Funny One Liners!!! ;)

  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
  • Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
  • You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
  • Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
  • Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
  • Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
  • They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
  • There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

marriage relationship


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!

Worries


A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..

Sunday, November 29, 2009

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Saturday, November 28, 2009

Shayri

Koi acha lage to use pyar mat karna
Uske liye neenden bekar mat karna
Do din to aayenge khusi se milne
Tisre din kahenge mera intazaar mat karna

PJ

1) what is the cube of 13?
  Its : SUROOR
  wandaring how?
  thats bcoz....
  TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

6) n elephant falls in luv wid n ant. but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k data bahar hai**

7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

8) Full form of MATHS????

Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

Winner Vs Loser

Winners have dreams;
Losers have schemes.

Winners see the grains;
Losers see the pain.

Winners see the potential;
Losers see the past.

Winners make it happen;
Losers let it happen.

Winners see possibilities;
Losers see problems.

Winners makes commitments;
Losers makes promises.

Winners are a part of the team;
Losers are apart from the team.

Winner always has a programmed
Loser always has an excuse.

Winner says "Let me do it for you";
Loser says "That is not my job".

Winners say "I must do something";
Losers say "Something must be done".

Winner is always a part of the answer;
Loser is always a part of the problem.

Winner sees an answer for every problem;
Loser sees a problem for every answer.

Winners believe in win/win;
Loser believe for them to win, someone has to lose

Happy Diwali

Wishing you and your dear ones
With dancing eyes and hearts’ delight
What else can beautify your home
But the flame of a lovely Diwali light?

FRIEND VS BEST FRIEND

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number
(cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

Dost

Tufano mein Kashti ko Kinaare bhi milte hai,
Jahan mein Logone ko Sahaare bhi milte hai,
Duniyan mein sabse Pyari hai Zindagi,
kuch log Zindagi se bhi Pyaare milte hai

Software Gita

:HEY PARTH ........

Increment nahin mila, bura hua

Salary cut ho rahi hai, bura ho raha hai

Retrenchment hoga, wo bhi bura hi hoga...

Tum pichhla review na hone ka paschataap na karo

Tum agle review na hone ki chinta na karo

Recession chal raha hai...

Tumhari pocket se kya gaya jo tum rote ho ?

Tum company ke liye kya business laye the jo tumne kho diya ?

Tumne aisa kaun sa product banaya tha jo scrap hogaya ?

Tum koi experience le kar nahin aaye the...

Jo experience liya company se liya...

Jo project kiya company ko diya...

Degree le kar aaye, experience lekar chale...

Jo function aaj tumhara hai,

Kal kisi aur ka tha... parson kisi aur ka hoga...

Tum isse apna samajh kar magn ho rahe ho

Bas yahi khushi tumhari tension ka karran hai...

Kyon wyarth tension lete ho, kis se wyarth darte ho

Kaun tumhein nikaal sakta hai ?

Policy change company ka rule hai

Jise tum policy Change kehte ho, Wahi to trick hai...

Ek pal mein tum million

Friday, November 27, 2009

asan aur muskil

Dunia Me 7 Cheezain Asan Hai Or Mushkil Bhi. ?????????????????

1.Dosti Karna Aasan......................Nibhana Mushkil.

2.Pyar Karna Aasan.........................Pana Mushkil.

3.Bharoosa Todana Aasan.................Karna Mushkil.

4.Yaad Karna Aasan……………...........Bhulna Mushkil.

5.Jhoot Kehna Aasan................Sach Sunna Mushkil.

6.Rulana Aasan...............................Hasa
na Mushkil.

7.Ap ko SCRAP Bhejna Aasan.......Reply Ana Mushkil.

Happy Diwali

laxmi devi ka noor aapke upar barse
har koi apse loan lene ko tarse.
bhagvan aapko de thele bhar bhar k not
k aap chiller pane ko tarse .
wish u very happy dipawali

Indian Titanic

If the Titanic was made in India..

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course
singing in the rain

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive,
but the villian would die in the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a
lesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

And last but not in least

7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for "SC/ST/OBC" ....

Sardar ji

Aaj Tak(news channel) gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a
train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade
gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee
express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi
PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par
kood
gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin
koode.

Sardar: oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta
tha. Jaise hi announcement hui toh main platform par chad gaya.

Five friends

Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station ???
Police: Yes, what is the matter ???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke.

Before and after marriage

Just read as instructed :

Before Marriage .... ..

Boy : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl : Do you want me to leave?
Boy : NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Of course! Over and over!
Girl : Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy : NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl : Will you kiss me?
Boy : Every chance I get!
Girl : Will you hit me?
Boy : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl : Can I trust you?
Boy : Yes.
Girl : Darling!

After Marriage ...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP

aane wale pal ka pata nahi

Zindagi hai chohti , har pal mein khush raho...
Office me khush reho, ghar mein khush raho..
Aaj paneer nahi hai, daal mein hi khush raho,
Aaj gym jane ka waqt nahi, do kadam chal ke he khush raho..

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho..
Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...
Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho..
Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho...

Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein he khush raho
MBA karne ka socha tha, S/W mein he khush raho...
Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho..
beeta hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai,unme hi khush raho..

aane wale pal ka pata nahi.

Parrot and mango

A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... 'Aam hai kya?'
The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.'
Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ...'Aam hai kya ?'
He gets a little irritated and says... 'Aare Bola na, Hum 'Aam nahi Bechte'
On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'Aam hai kya ?'
He gets wild and yells ...'Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to tumhare sar ke upar hathoda marunga '

The next day,the parrot comes again and asks him ..'hathoda hai kya?'
The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi'
The parrot then asks ... 'Aam hai kya ?'
The next day parrot again goes to shopkeeper and asks "Aam hai kya??"
The shopkeeper is ready now....
He quickly pulls a hammer and hitz the parrot on the face.
The parrot looses all his teeth
But determined, parrot again goes 2 the shopkeeper next day n asks

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"AAM KA JUICE HAI KYA???"-

Monday, November 23, 2009

Helicoptor Story !

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position.The pilot saw a tall building, flew towards it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign in large letters - "WHERE AM I?"

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, found his directions, and flew to Seattle airport safely.

The co-pilot asked "How did you manage to find your way?".
Pilot said "I knew that tall building had to be MICROSOFT, because they gave me an answer that was technically correct but completely useless"
Jiske dil tut jate hai uska general knowledge weak q ho jata hai??????
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Bcoz jab dil hi tut gaya,,,to phir 'GK' kya kare????

What is the question?

A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?



























So, which platform are you working on?"
can be seen here

all 5 of us

A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway.
After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little ones yells out happily-
"Wow....after so much efforts, all 5 of us managed to cross"....

Q). Why does the little one say "all 5 of us" ????

Think a little bit ....... Its easy !

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ARRE BACHCHE HAIN ...

KUCH BHI BOL DETE HAIN ...

unko ginti kaha aati hai …
Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta hai..
Autowala, yeh dekhkar ki aadmi sheher mein naya hai, bahut ghuma phira ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai.
Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata hai.
Aadmi pehle se hi bahut frustrated hai aur ghar jaake dekhta hai ki bijli nahi hai.
Par aadmi ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhayee deta hai.
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Kyonki autowala aadmi ko ULLOO bana deta hai aur usko raat ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhta hai.

Gulshan grocer

Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.

On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.


Stranger: "Sir, can I know your name please"

Gulshan: "I am Gulshan Grocer"

Stranger: "Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??"

Gulshan: "No it is Grocer"


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Vastav mein hero

Ram ne Sita se Vivaah kiya,
Ravan ne Sita ka Apaharan kiya,
Hanuman ne Sita ko Bachaya,
To ab ye Batao ki Vastav mein Hero Kaun Hai?

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Sanjay Dutt !!! :-)


SAWAL theek se padho !


ajab prem ki gajab kahani

A pig fell in love with hen!!!!
1 day they kissed each other!!!
Next day the pig died of Bird Flu and HEN died of swine Flu!!! :)
AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!!

Friday, November 20, 2009

swarg ki apsara


Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
Hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai...

husband & wife

Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

love and arrange marriage

Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".

husband & wife

Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!

kunware

Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki……………
Tum... "KUWARE" ho…..

Worries

"Funny but true fact !!
A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..

Faisla apka

Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ...

Thursday, November 19, 2009

PJ

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.One

day a young girl, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the young girl came under the bus and died on

the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station,who in

turn took him to the court.

The judge gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in

the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the

room.

The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was

given

to him. But to everyone's amazement,

he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his

profession.

After a few months, this time, a middle aged woman tried to board the

bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately, the

middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.

Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took

him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him

capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution

chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a

single

banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and

high

voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's

amazement, he survived.

A couple of months later,

an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus

conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus.

Unfortunately the

elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor

was then to the court, to the same judge.

Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record

the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber

where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single

banana

peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high

voltage

current was given to him.

This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

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..The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died

instantly the third time??

think hard

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common ..............

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tired ???....

ok........ there is the Answer............

During the first two times,

the conductor was a Bad Conductor,

therefore electricity didn't pass through him.

But during the third time, he was a good conductor ,

so electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on

Electricity ???

OK, OK....Relax.....No violence please...courageous readers!!!!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Who is the BEST ( Funny Jokes )

Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?

One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk.

"Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"

Why not, said the other two.

The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm".


Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still. As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put. Now, comes the Infosian. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him. The other two were astonished.

So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!"


So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The TCS guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failed again.

Then, the Infosian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh! It started crying, patting the Infosian's shoulder! The other two just could not believe their eyes!

So the tcs guy said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run".


And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still No go. So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death! The other two surrendered.


They Said: "OK, we give up. You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him.

"Well", said the Infosian , "The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for Infosys . The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so it started crying. And then I told that I was here for recruitment !!!"

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